{"product_id":"rectal-use-only-stickers","title":"Rectal Use Only Stickers","description":"\u003cul class=\"a-unordered-list a-vertical a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003eBacksides, Bums \u0026amp; Bottoms - If you're a teenager trapped in an adults body and love stupid stuff, you may enjoy pranking your coworker(s), neighbors and family with these stickers. Your recipients will be so preoccupied when they receive a sticker they?ll overlook that placing one on their property was WRONG.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003eNo Ifs or Butts - These stickers should NEVER be placed on any items that you don?t own, such as a restaurant menu, your grandmothers recipe box, dads chain saw, your frenemies cell phone or your neighbors garden gnome. If, however, you embark on this misadventure, it will likely be a HUGE MISTAKE that you will REGRET FOR LIFE.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003eCans \u0026amp; Keisters - White Elephant gifts, birthday parties, social events, prank gifts, or conferences are examples of other completely INAPPROPRIATE situations where you may decide to bring along a roll of our stickers. The perect cheap gag, funny gift, or office prank.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003ePink Rumps and Juicy Behinds - Our stickers are 1.5\" x .375\" and have rounded edges and sticky tabs. They will be easily noticed and appreciated, even though you should ONLY stick them on YOUR OWN property. The perfect funny gifts for April Fools Day.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"massager","offers":[{"title":"Orange \/ 3.81*0.95cm","offer_id":53886045782240,"sku":"WM6059A01F6","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue \/ 3.81*0.95cm","offer_id":53886045815008,"sku":"WM605F0EA21","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0622\/9252\/5280\/files\/5342809b6bf8406d5cd15bf414e689f0.jpg?v=1786172993","url":"https:\/\/wondermassager.com\/en-de\/products\/rectal-use-only-stickers","provider":"Wonder Massager","version":"1.0","type":"link"}